10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword