10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.