10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.