10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm