10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.