10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"