10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels