10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester