10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine