10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!