10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!