10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- im going to 2 out you to death
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--