10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright