10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.