10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die