10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Fold and live to fold again
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon