10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Welcome to kicker school
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."