10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow