10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.