10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.