10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.