10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones