10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.