10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05