10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.