10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.