10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe