10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz