10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.