10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright