10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."