10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer