10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.