10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.