10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes