10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Welcome to kicker school
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.