10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow