10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.