10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm