10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?