10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.