10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- It's Free To Fold...
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.