10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim