10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves