10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• im going to 2 out you to death