10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---