10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?