10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.