10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen