10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- im going to 2 out you to death